A green alien just knocked on my door and I let him in. What should I offer him? Coffee, tea, Coca-Cola?

15 responses so far ↓

• 1 Alan S // Oct, 2008

  Offer him a bullet to the head

• 2 Lauren // Oct, 2008

  To prob you?

• 3 Powerpuff cutie24 [[Pro-Jonas]] // Oct, 2008

  lol Coca Cola. He’ll feel higher than when he was in space.
  =] x

• 4 charl // Oct, 2008

  coca-cola of course:)

• 5 Shexz F // Oct, 2008

  your dick / vagina LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

• 6 winnie // Oct, 2008

  I’d offer him just about anything he wanted, as long as he doesn’t take me to his space ship.

• 7 Weasel McWeasel // Oct, 2008

  well, Green tea would be the politcally correct thing to do……….

  but if you wanted to welcome him, or her, to earth, in Earthling style………..than you’d have to go with an Icy Cold bottle of Coke!!!

• 8 JoeJonasChick // Oct, 2008

  Either u need a therapist, or give me some pepsi, its da bomb

• 9 Marvellous Maiden // Oct, 2008

  Urine

• 10 Bree // Oct, 2008

  Today’s Lesson:
  Pills and Alcohol don’t mix.

• 11 renecaparas // Oct, 2008

  He does not drink. Aliens are self-sufficient creatures. They are here for a mission. To look for human beings to disassemble. Offer him instead your brother or sister or the little baby in the crib. They do not want your grannies or your parents. They are too old to tear apart. They creek.

• 12 lilly_pad1311 // Oct, 2008

  How about a glass of OJ?

• 13 godzilla179 // Oct, 2008

  Clorox with just a hint of lime

• 14 DANI. (will kick a*s) // Oct, 2008

  some grass. in alien planet coffee, tea & coca-cola does not exist.

• 15 hugglesssssss! // Oct, 2008

  alcohol
  get him drunk.

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